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Hold Still: We're Monetizing Your Eyeballs

"Hold Still, We're Monetizing Your Eyeballs" T-Shirt.

Does your startup sell to users, or does your startup sell users? If you're selling users, you can embrace your creepy industry jargon with this shirt. If you prefer to sell to your users, you can use this shirt to pick a fight with your local ocular monitization gang.

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Talk to me about Split Testing

The Self-Testing A/B Test T-Shirt.

The front and back of this shirt try a different approach to starting a conversation on split testing. Let us know which side of the shirt starts more conversations so we can optimize the messages. Don't feel bad if you don't get the joke; not everybody optimizes sales funnels for a living.

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Learn to Dress Like a Startup Ninja

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